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A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.

《假(jiǎ )面骑(qí(🥑) )士(🎛)平成(🍹)世代(dài )FOREVER》是一部穿(chuān )越时空(🚽)的战(zhà(🔶)n )斗，在常磐(pán )庄吾与桐(🏬)生战(👿)兔的世(😾)界里发生了异变，就像(🏙)被替(🙁)换(huàn )成(💘)别(bié )人一般(bān )、同(tó(🕖)ng )伴们(⏭)的(de )记忆(😜)(yì )一个接(jiē )一个(gè )地(🔜)失去(🙇)(qù )了。接(🐕)着在他们(men )面前，Super Time Jaker·Tid现(xià(👂)n )身了(🍕)，在守(shǒ(🌍)u )护少年幸吾的战斗中(👻)，庄吾(👈)遇见了一位喜欢假面骑士的(♎)青年(🏡)·充（Ataru）。

A Bollywood superstar hires a prostitute for a night of passion. This one night changes the fate of five characters forever. The prostitute falls for the superstar's driver while she struggles to free herself from the clutches of her sociopath pimp. Meanwhile, the actor is blackmailed for his past transgressions and he seeks to keep his reputation intact by any means necessary. These two events collide into a violent conclusion where not everyone will survive.

Risking their life, they climb on narrow mountain paths every day, carrying 40 kg of goods on their back. Every mistaken step may chance upon a landmine. They are hunted like wild animals. And in the name of what? To earn just 10 dollars a day!?